This is Dan's LiveJournal

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:06:08 GMT

- I live in Los Angeles now.

- I work for Pinkberry.

- I forgot about LiveJournal.

Call me Francois

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:23:22 GMT

- Sage Francis' "Human The Death Dance" is seriously his best solo album yet. So much better than "A Healthy Distrust."

- I opened another new Starbucks, this time in Chula Vista/Bonita area.

- Modest Mouse's new album is pretty fantastic too.

Stolen from McHank

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:34:15 GMT

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
Nope, but I've given one.

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
Longest good one has been just over a year and half.

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Tattoo of my inital and a Hello Kitty Sars Protection Mask.

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Indeed.

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

Yesterday

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Rent, Starbucks, Ann

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Red Vines and pretzels

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Face

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
"Early Morning Silence" by Glue

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Golden Hill, CA

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
Saint Croix Lutheran High School in West St. Paul, MN (9th-10th Grade)
Torrey Pines High School (11th-12th Grade)

12. YEAR YOU GRADUATED:
2000

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Borders

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: Starbucks 3+ years

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Nope

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: Not any more. But I sometimes fuck with telemarketers.

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: Evil Matt's

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: Ann

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: She's sitting on the couch behind me.

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: In-N-Out

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: I don't know.

22. BIGGEST EARTHQUAKE YOU'VE BEEN IN: Felt that Northridge one when I lived in Orange County

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? El Zarape or BJ's

24. CAN YOU COOK? I'm really good at toasting things.

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?: 90's Ford Explorer

26. BEST KISSER: Ann Bouma

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Earlier this month.

28. MOST DISLIKED FOOD? Mustard. Anything with mustard.

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: my gorgeous feet.

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: my inability to stay awake past 12pm.

31. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW: $20

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB? 15 or 16 hours. Open-Close at Jamba Juice

33. FAVORITE MOVIE? Too many. Probably something really stupid.

34.CAN YOU SING? Nope.

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? Emery Byrd

36. LAST KISS? 30 Minutes ago in the kitchen

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED: borrowed Just Friends

38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT: keys

39. FAVORITE vacation spot : I dunno Hawaii, Disneyland

40. FAVORITE BEATLES SONG: "Eleanor Rigby"

41. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET TO WORK: Less than 10 minutes usually

42. HOW LONG DO YOU TAKE TO GET READY IN THE MORNING: 10-30 minutes

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?: Desktop

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN? Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedberg, Dane Cook

45. DO YOU SMOKE? nope

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? Boxers

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT? Ann

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?: Don't think so

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? once

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? pancakes, but not by much

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?: I'm a certified Coffee Master. I prefer Latin American.

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? over hard

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?: Not too much, but the descriptions of Gemini's are often quite accurate.

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: Allan

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST? Allan

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?: something from Matt

57. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ONE DAY LEFT TO LIVE: no idea.

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?: 1

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: dark blue boxers and grey t-shirt

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC: "I'm old school like motherfucking slap braclets" - Mac Lethal

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J? Strawberry

62. Can you play pool? Okay

63. CAN YOU SWIM? Only in water

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?: Butter pecan because i'm a 90 year old man.

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS? Love them.

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I need to buy more underwear

67. WHAT TATTOO WOULD YOU GET IF YOU GOT ONE TODAY (EVEN IF YOU'RE
AGAINST GETTING ONE IN REALITY...) the letter A

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?: Indeed.

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON: Fall

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID? "Employee of the Month" I laughed a few times but it was awful.

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ? 10ish

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?: not so fucking hot

73.LAST TIME A COP GAVE U A TICKET: parking ticket awhile ago

74. SOMETHING YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE A KID THAT YOU WISH YOU STILL DID? Lived care/work free

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?: Benji

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?: overrated for sure

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?? Halloween pary and work

78. BIRTHDATE : 6-16-81

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE: An awesome old man

80. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CURSE WORD? Fuck

81. FAVORITE VIDEO GAME? currently, World Championship Poker 2

82. WHAT WOULD YOUR NAME BE IF YOU WERE A VIKING? Dan the Viking

83. WOULD YOU RATHER LOSE AN ARM OR A LEG? arm, i like walking more than juggling

84. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHOWER? daily

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?: No

86. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE WORD FOR A PENIS? Pickle or tallywacker

87. ARE YOU SMILING?: Nope

88. POST A LINK TO SOMETHING YOU LIKE ONLINE: http://www.rhymesayers.com

89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW: Drew Menges

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Japan

91. LAST ALBUM YOU GOT? no clue. downloaded the new MC Chris

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?: Nope

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? Nope

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME? Corky

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?: Green and white

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?: not in school

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?: earlier this month. Disneyland/LA

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE? nope

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER : 2 both much older

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?: nope

101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?: very much

102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL? never overnight

103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW? Drew
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING? none

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY? take out my contacts
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Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:22:49 GMT

- I'm getting married.

Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:56:43 GMT

- Yesterday, we saw Weird Al Yankovic at the mall.

- It was sweet.

Wed, 24 May 2006 00:01:13 GMT

- I haven't posted at all in 2006.

- Ann and I just moved to a new place in Golden Hill. It's pretty sweet.

- We had our one year anniversary in April.

- I saw P.O.S., FELT, Mac Lethal, and Sims in March. They were all awesome.

- Got promoted to Store Manager and will be opening up my new store June 23rd at National and 36th.

- I'm turning 25 next month.

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 06:34:28 GMT

If you borrowed this

or

from me, let me know. Because I'd kind of like them back.

Gracias.

p.s.

All is well and dandy.

Fri, 09 Dec 2005 21:12:54 GMT

- Best Hip-Hop Album of 2006 goes to P.O.S. for "Audition"

- This will be tough to top.

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:28:41 GMT

- Oh my fucking god.

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 07:27:44 GMT

- I was the drunkest cupid ever.

-

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 05:57:40 GMT

- We totally got a Christmas tree today.

Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:26:06 GMT

Dear Nick,

I hope your ass is okay.

Love,

Dan

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 23:56:47 GMT

- I just ate bacon.

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:50:17 GMT

- Tomorrow, I may or may not make salmon for dinner.

New place

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 20:12:40 GMT

- Here's the new place Ann and I moved into. It's in South Park.

- I really like it and it's a lot cheaper than the old place.

- Also, I got a new computer and it's pretty darn sweet.

- Ann is awesome and crazy.

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 21:49:38 GMT

- Ann and I got this random ass record and it's super sweet.

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 21:02:39 GMT

- Party here at the Ocho Uno tomorrow night (Saturday).

- Call me if you need directions or have any questions.

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 04:22:53 GMT

- No party on Saturday. Too many awesome people can't make it.

- Next Saturday? July 2nd? Work better?

- Murs and Slug's "Felt 2: A Tribute to Lisa Bonet" is easily the best hip-hop album released this year.

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 00:02:03 GMT

- I'm thinking of having a party of sorts next Saturday, June 25th.

- It'd be a belated birthday/belated graduation/I haven't seen enough of all of my friends lately kind of thing.

- Good idea or bad idea? Anything else going on that night? Lemme know.

Vegas update

Tue, 31 May 2005 01:59:14 GMT

- This update consists enitirely of quotes from Las Vegas.

- They were preserved by text messaging them to myself.

- Most of them were said while intoxicated.

- "AIDS is funny now. Didn't you hear?" - Allan

- "That's supposed to look like New York." - Katie (in reference to New York , New York)

- "I was supposed to do something. Then I forgot." - Linnea

- "Gregster?" - Katie

- "I've already gotten drunk and sobered up twice today." - Allan

- "Look at me! I'm Ann and I don't drink your cigarettes!" - Linnea

- "I'm so drunk tomorrow." - Allan

- "Gobble gobble, bitches." - Allan (in reference to Lord knows what)

- "Coke?? Why not? It's good." - Allan

- "How about I give you the God damn Hobbit dick?" - Dan

- "You've had a hard day.....I'm gonna give you a hard night" - Allan

- "Ohoooohoho! I found the jet. That's fun!" - Ann

- "Ann Bouma, come back here with a skirt that's less tight." - Dan

- "Fuck Lab Fegas!!" - Dan

- "If you need me to pee in a cup for you I will." - Dan

Tue, 17 May 2005 20:59:59 GMT

- Things are going really well for me lately.

- I just took my took my last college final ever (unless I decided to get my MBA).

- Sold back my two textbooks for a good chunk of change.

- Got my tax return in the mail today.

- My parents and brother are in town, and my two sisters are coming as well for my graduation.

- I have an incredible girlfriend.

- I'm probably going to take a job I got offered making quite a bit more than I am at Starbucks.

- Vegas. Bellagio. Enough said.

- My friends are all cool as shit.

- Jerry is finally 21.

- Ann is adorable.

- I could go on and on and on, but I don't want to make ya'll too jealous.

- So in summary, I am happy. I love my friends. Ann is dope.

Tue, 03 May 2005 09:44:41 GMT

I eat penis

Tue, 03 May 2005 08:32:12 GMT

- I'm going to gatorize your ass.

- It's 1:35am and I am awake.

- Feel better Allan.

My big secret

Fri, 22 Apr 2005 08:17:11 GMT

My name is Dan and I am totally gay.

Did anyone else already know this?

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 17:17:44 GMT

- The Jimmy Eat World show last night was awesome. The Whiskey is a sweet venue.

- Finch was the worst I've ever seen them. Randy and Nate had no stage presence.

- Jimmy played a nice set, but I wish they played No Sensitivity, 23, or Night Drive.

- Allan Ryan Bates is the greatest brother ever.

- Was surprised to see Rachel and Dayna there. We got some delicious food from Swingers afterwards.

- I work at Kensington the next two days. Good times.